Well, hello to all you pretty things. *boredly throws confetti over his shoulder* My dress is a bit eccentric, but baby, so I am. *grins* After all, I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transssylvania ( Read more... )

Oongatish mista! Pooama chicky! Ih. *nods decisively* Poocha chubugga oom chickee!

*coughs* Aloha. My name Stitch. I'm cute and fluffy. Want coffee.

Typist: Yes, it's Stitch. Doesn't like to talk much, apparently. But he's from Lilo and Stitch, yanno.

One Mr. John Green here, resident murdering homosexual with a wife of a businessman, at your service. You know how that all is, you start it with one and it keeps rolling on you until it's all together and you're going downright insane, right? Er, well, hello to all of you, that aside.

T/N: From Clue, couldn't we guess?